Friday, November 21, 2008

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Ever feel like just aren't sure how to pray? Here's a tip from Maxine...
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Dear Lord,
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I pray for wisdom, to understand a man. Love, to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death.

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2 comments :

Southern-fried Fiction said...

ROFLOL!!!! Ain't that the truth!!

4:06 PM
Elizabeth Ludwig said...

(laughing) I'm sure he's felt the same way about me...once or twice.

9:02 AM

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