Friday Funnies

Revising 60's hits

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees ---How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon---Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores---Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem---A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer---You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations---Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba---Denture Queen

Tony Orlando---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again