Revising 60's hits
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a FlashHerman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker Ringo Starr ---I Get By With a Little Help From DependsThe Bee Gees ---How Can You Mend a Broken HipRoberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your FaceJohnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly NowPaul Simon---Fifty Ways to Lose Your LiverThe Commodores---Once, Twice, Three Times to the BathroomMarvin Gaye---Heard It Through the Grape NutsProcol Harem---A Whiter Shade of HairLeo Sayer---You Make Me Feel Like NappingThe Temptations---Papa's Got a Kidney StoneAbba---Denture QueenTony Orlando---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
And Last but NOT least:Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
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1 comments :
ROTFLOL. This was too good not to comment on. Not that I understand anything about what they mean, of course. Oh, excuse me. The bathroom calls. LOL.
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