Friday Funnies

Jokes To Play on Fellow Astronauts Aboard The International Space Station

10. Break the radio and say that while everyone was sleeping there was nuclear
battle and everyone is now dead.

9. Look out the window any scream "We're being boarded!!"

8. Uncouple the Japanese section, and as they float away helplessly yell "That's for Pearl Harbour!!"

7. Use the Canada arm to start punching the Russian space shuttle and then exclaim that "they were asking for it with all their freakin' late-night cooking smells"

6. Flush a crew member out the air lock and tell everyone he was an alien planning to kill everyone and that you saved them from being cocooned!

5. Lock someone outside and tell him you won't let them in until he guesses the right number between 1-million. Then tell him you were only kidding and testing his resilience under pressure, and let him in just before his air runs out.

4. Dump a bottle of Vodka in the Russian's space suit, smash him over the head with his space hat, and as he reels about, point at him and exclaim to everyone: "Hey, look at Euvonnamokinov, he's drunk in space! Lock him in the ejection pod till we return!"

3. Instead of bringing your experiments on board, smuggle in a hooker!

2. When docking the shuttle, start beating the Viking war drum you hid by the
controls and yell "RAMMING SPEED"

1. Tell everyone your name is James T. Kirk and you are simulating the Kobayashi Maru.