Tuesday Devotional

Max’ism – Setting BoundariesExodus 20:1-20 I have a full time job, which means for a large part of the day Max is alone. . .with the cat. While not ideal, the situation worked for a while, but gradually I started coming to home to more and more messes—a trash can turned over, things scattered around the floor, not to mention the little gifts Max sometimes left behind. You...

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Friday Funnies

OLD IS WHEN ...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"OLD IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.OLD IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.OLD IS WHEN...Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.OLD IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.OLD...

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Tuesday Devotional

Max’ism – Now That’s TalentMatthew 25:14-30I’ve always thought Max was a smart dog, but he really impressed me one day when my husband pulled out the treadmill do his running.Determined to get in shape for a ski trip we are planning over spring break, my husband has been running faithfully for about three weeks. Each time he turns on the treadmill, Max sits next to him, watching...

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Friday Funnies

TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM BAD 80'S MOVIESSmart people wear thick glasses, button-down shirts, and slacks. Dumb people wear football uniforms.Your dog is way smarter than you.France is populated entirely by attractive young women and Gerard Depardieu.Every Southern town has a fat redneck sheriff named "Smokey."Mexico is populated entirely by vacationing frat boys.Parents always come back from vacation a day early.There are no ugly prostitutes.It's...

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Tuesday Devotional

Max’ism – My FourJames 2:1-11Max is not a people person kind of dog. There four people in his life that he loves—me, my husband, my son, and my daughter. Oh, he tolerates a few others—my son’s girlfriend, a couple of my daughter’s friends, and the cat. But on the whole, Max pretty much believes in the old saying, “my four and no more.”That was made evident the day we invited...

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Friday Funnies

WHAT'S YOUR BUSINESS SIGN? Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these ..1) MARKETINGYou are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.2) SALESLaziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless...

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Tuesday Devotional

Max’ism: God Cares for YouMatthew 6:25-34Dachshunds are bred hunters, but Max has never had to “hunt” for food a day in his life. Every morning, he heads to his food bowl where he knows he’ll find plenty of sustenance to carry him through the day. I doubt he worries whether or not the food will be there every morning. He assumes that it will, and believe me, he let’s me know...

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Friday Funnies

Name Your Child According To Your ProfessionLawyer's daughter: SueThief's son: RobLawyer's son: WillDoctor 's son: BillMeteorologist's daughter: HaleySteam shovel operator's son: DougHair Stylist's son: BobHomeopathic doctor's son: HerbJustice of the peace's daughter: MarySound stage technician's son: MikeHot-dog vendor's son: FrankGambler's daughter: BetteExercise guru's son: JimCattle Thief's son: RussellPainter's son: ArtIron worker's son: RustyTV...

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