Friday, May 15, 2009

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR SWIMMING POOL NEEDS CLEANING

10) Neighborhood kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline.

9) PH is so high, in vitro fertilization is possible.

8) Skipping rocks across it causes sparks.

7) New algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.

6) Jello-like water slowing the pace of water polo games to unacceptable levels.

5) The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.

4) "DREDGE ME" spelled out in algae on the bottom.

3) You can walk on the water, even though you're only the son of Gus.

2) Dr. Kervorkian seen filling IV bottles at poolside.

... and the Number 1 Sign Your Swimming Pool Needs Cleaning...

1) The amount of body hair found in the drain gives even Robin Williams a run for his money.

1 comments :

Janelle said...

Eeeeewwwww!!! Even my goosebumps are shivering. LOL

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