10. His email has changed to agent@folsomprison.org9. His psychiatrist calls to ask if you’ve seen or heard from him.8. You see him in the post office, but it’s on a wanted poster.7. He can only stay on the phone for 30 thirty seconds because he’s afraid “they” are listening.6. His only other client is Martha Futzenheimer. Who, you ask? Exactly.5. He refers to himself as Mr. Giggles. This is really bad if your agent is a woman.4. The only time...
Monday, January 29, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
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10:03 AM
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Elizabeth Ludwig
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I never imagined when I started on this writing journey, how much would be involved outside of writing. Things like marketing, promoting, and. . .blogging. It can be a bit overwhelming.Or it can be exhilarating. Just this weekend, I spoke to a group of authors about committing themselves to their work. One of the ladies approached me afterward to tell me how inspired she...
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
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9:28 AM
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Elizabeth Ludwig
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Ever have one of those days—the kind that starts out at full throttle and doesn’t slow down until the next morning? So what do you do when you’ve got proposals to write, speeches to prepare, marketing tools to make and no time to do it?Plot. Plan. Schedule.Whatever you call it, the key is to get organized. . .and not to panic. I started out yesterday with several items on my calendar, all of them screaming for my attention. I worked feverishly,...
Sunday, January 07, 2007
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8:26 PM
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Elizabeth Ludwig
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As far back as elementary school, I’ve always had at least one teacher whose standard answer to every question was, ‘look it up.’If I asked how to spell something, they said, ‘look it up.’ Now wait a minute. How in the heck am I going to look up a word I don’t know how to spell?If I asked who the 13th president of the United States was, they said, ‘look it up.’ Does that mean that they didn’t KNOW who the 13th president was?Irritating as it was...
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